Back in the day, when my black ancestors used to pick cotton and hunt lions AT THE SAME TIME, we did not have the luxuries we have today, toothbrushes, nail clippers, scrunchies, and of course the biggest technological advancement, the straw. And with all these great innovations we seem to always go back to the underlying question… The question that really makes World Leaders think at night, the question that made the Dos Equis Man commit suicide (not so great after all), Blackberry or Iphone?!?!?!?!
I think as my friends, you should all know I am a prostitute, I have literally whored myself out to 5 phones in the last year, and with my new found knowledge of telephones I believe I will provide you with a well educated decision….so here we go…
IN THE BLUE CORNER we have the Blackberry…
Now though I have only had my Blackberry for a month or so, I feel like I have really gotten to the core of Blackberry, I have devised a formula that within the rules of basic mathematics seems to make sense in the world of a blackberry…
BBM=Aphrodisiac
Don’t ask me how, but for some reason bbm get girls wet and guys hard (unless you’re over 68 and are having problems getting it up – www.cialis.com ) I think it’s those smileys that really get people going #bbmcantwatchface
Other than that there isn’t much to say really… I mean the app world is cool, but I feel like there’s another phone that has apps, but it’s not a world of apps, it’s more of a store…
IN THE RED CORNER we have the Iphone
Now I don’t know bout you, but have you ever walked into an apple store and not got a hard on… oh you didn’t? Well neither did I… the technological advancements are huge for apple… lets just name a few cool things with the iphone.
-Multi-tasking
-Facetime
-Speed
-mental camera
- and great apps
And that is where the iphone kills the blackberry. Iphone has given the public access to the capability to be innovative and create your own apps, and with 6 billion people on this planet I have seen some pretty cool apps. For example there is an app called Ladida (http://khu.sh/index.php) which just boggled my mind, it creates a beat according to the tone and flow of the lyrics you sing into the phone… check out the videos on the bottom for examples.
Innovation is key, and sorry Blackberry lovers, but apple raped you 4 times and you still didn’t realize your bum is bleeding…
AND IN THE SLIGHTLY BEIGE BUT MORE OF A YELLOW CORNER Android phones!…(all I'm saying is watch out cuz their coming to a theater near you...)
“The breakfast song” Written by Sandro Damiano (@SangeSeven) http://khu.sh/usersong_4ddbc521ab510
“Joseph Crivello” Written by Marco Tondino (@MarcusMarvelous) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zqxJmcxywMM
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