The thought of blogging always seemed so distant to me, i never considered myself a blogger, i mean what the fuck does it mean really? Am i blogging to speak to someone? Am i blogging because i have no friends and i feel like the only people that will understand me are on the internet at 4am and just finished watching porn on youjizz, youporn, xhamster, bangbros, brazzers.... you get the point...
Then it all hit me after going through a couple blogs from some friends of mine (check the bottom of the page for their blogs and their info) A blog is like a release of information that whether people like or not is fulfilling for the person who writes it. I mean personally I don't need your gratitude, your compliments, or anything really (even though compliments always get my dick hard), but I'm doing this for me, for my own release. Hence the title of my first post, I mean think about it, this is me releasing all over your face, first i enter through your eyes and then as i process into your brain I set off receptors that tell you to smile, or laugh, or even cry (im telling you i can be deep - especially under the influence of substances). So though you may not want to admit it guys, your all gay for reading this, i mean you just took a load onto your face (sorry). Enough with the sexual references, because God knows (is there really a god? - ill save that for another time) that as much as you, i too am getting too old for those gay jokes (other then when someone says "anal" like that teacher is so "anal"... i still find that funny).
I welcome you with open arms friends, and as we look into my mind we will find a man with some definite issues, but in my opinion not one person on this world is perfect to everyone so take me as i am my children...
I now leave you with a quote that i googled which was FOOKING (fucking- said through the mouth of a man with no teeth) solid...
A man who is "of sound mind" is one who keeps the inner madman under lock and key. ~Paul Valéry
Blog y'all later
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http://514m.tl/ - Great blog on the best city - MONTREAL---- follow them on twitter (@5one4)
http://www.twocentspoker.com - Poker fanatics dont hesitate, just click on the link --- follow this blogger on twitter (@shkeen)
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